Who the H.E double hockey sticks did I make angry! Porter here again. I got stung AGAIN! And my momma didn't believe me! I yelped this morning and she didn't come runnin' to see what was wrong. Maybe next time I need a bigger yelp and scream...she came runnin' last night when poppa bit me. Boy, I felt sorry for myself last night, I needed a snuggle allllll evening.
Anyways, momma had the audacity to bath me today. And THEN, she dried me! What the heck, if she wants me dry, why'd she get me wet in the first place? adn now I smell like a GIRL! Just before that she looked at me and said "wow Porter, your bite (meaning the way my teeth meet, NOT the lump on my face) is really pretty bad", apparently she was looking at my big swollen fat lip and thought it was bread or somethin...wry bread to be specific, said nothin' about a sting.
And then when she was makin' me stand on the stupid table she says "oh no Porter". Oh, NOW she sees that I have a watermelon stapled to my face?!!? She finished blowing air all over me and trimmed up my feet (and I should say, she was laffing at me cause now my feet feel funny and I'm sorta walking like a prancing pony) she gave me a white pill again and said it would all be better.
I dunno, my momma seems a bit slow on the draw this morning.
How did she miss THAT?
Really momma you think it's just my bite that's off? I think my whole face is off!
Sheesh...mommas.
Anyways, momma had the audacity to bath me today. And THEN, she dried me! What the heck, if she wants me dry, why'd she get me wet in the first place? adn now I smell like a GIRL! Just before that she looked at me and said "wow Porter, your bite (meaning the way my teeth meet, NOT the lump on my face) is really pretty bad", apparently she was looking at my big swollen fat lip and thought it was bread or somethin...wry bread to be specific, said nothin' about a sting.
And then when she was makin' me stand on the stupid table she says "oh no Porter". Oh, NOW she sees that I have a watermelon stapled to my face?!!? She finished blowing air all over me and trimmed up my feet (and I should say, she was laffing at me cause now my feet feel funny and I'm sorta walking like a prancing pony) she gave me a white pill again and said it would all be better.
I dunno, my momma seems a bit slow on the draw this morning.
How did she miss THAT?
Really momma you think it's just my bite that's off? I think my whole face is off!
Sheesh...mommas.
