What the H E double hockey sticks??! By Porter.

So.  Many people came to my house today, normally this is a good thing.  Today was not good.  Not good at all.  A) they did not take any of the littles with them.  B) THEY DIDN'T SAY HI TO ME!!!!!!!  Um, am I not the reason that people come to my house?  AND I just found out that Janine, one of my new favourite people came over and I didn't even get to see her!  She's getting a little.  Such crap, what's so special about them anyways?  They don't even pee and poop outside!  (okay, sometimes I don't pee and poop outside, but whatever).

I am so done with this littles stuff.  Who wants a Porter Pants, I'm moving out.  Must give attention always and promise to never get a little.

Please send applications to my momma, maybe she'll get the hint when they start pouring in.

Pants.

My world has been taken over by littles. By Porter.

Hi all!  Toldja I'd try to be better about writing this!  So, remember I said Cat was getting fat?  Somehow she stuffed little puppies in her and a few weeks ago she let them out.  Momma and Cat were holed up in the spare bedroom for DAYS AND DAYS!  (okay, it was only a day, but I didn't get to see momma much and we missed a meal and it sure felt like weeks).  Then after all that, momma didn't let us in the spare bedroom to even see what all the fuss was about!  I said I'd be real quiet, but sometimes momma's not very good at reading my language I guess.  Dunno why she was so dense this time, she seems to know what I'm thinking when I want to tell off Halen with no problem.  Anyways, me 'n Turner heard all kinds of peeps and squeals and whines and Uncle Turner told me this is what happened LAST TIME and he looked at me like I was supposed to know what that means.  He finally sat me 'n Halen down and explained what happened almost four years ago when I arrived here!  I think it should have been pretty cool that I arrived...I mean, have you met me?!  But Uncle Turner said it kinda sucked because all us littles got all the attn and no one ever came to see us.  That sounds like no fun.  And then I stayed, so Uncle Turner says we're getting another puppy...I'm not sure how I feel about that.  Isn't Halen enough puppies for the rest of my life?

So ya, that up there...that happened Sept 7th.  And momma took the WHOLE WEEK off work to be with them!  She didn't take no time off work to be with us when we were littles.  Anyways, she says there's eleven of them.  I don't know how many that is, but Turner tells me it takes four feet to count that high.  That's a LOT of littles!

Oh wait!  Back up!  My momma-Impulse came to stay with us!  For a whole month!  And Gambol too!  I think they musta come to keep us company while momma and Cat were busy.  Momma says it was a pain having them, but me and momma Impulse had SO MUCH FUN that I think it was a great idea.

So yah, then last weekend momma moved the littles out to the dog room.  So she totally upset things and they took the space our kennels are usually in and now we have two story kennels and we have to listen to the littles all day.  Actually I sound like I don't like them, but they're kinda cute.  I wish I could get in there with them and share their food.  They look like they have yummy food.  Momma brought a couple out to snuggle on the couch with her today and sniffed them real careful.  I didn't get too close though.

So, that's my big news.  And it's not even about me.  That's sad.