What the H E double hockey sticks??! By Porter.

So.  Many people came to my house today, normally this is a good thing.  Today was not good.  Not good at all.  A) they did not take any of the littles with them.  B) THEY DIDN'T SAY HI TO ME!!!!!!!  Um, am I not the reason that people come to my house?  AND I just found out that Janine, one of my new favourite people came over and I didn't even get to see her!  She's getting a little.  Such crap, what's so special about them anyways?  They don't even pee and poop outside!  (okay, sometimes I don't pee and poop outside, but whatever).

I am so done with this littles stuff.  Who wants a Porter Pants, I'm moving out.  Must give attention always and promise to never get a little.

Please send applications to my momma, maybe she'll get the hint when they start pouring in.

Pants.