Astorm Brewing...Brewing what? By Porter.

Hey, me again!

Thought it would be years before you saw me again hey?  Nope, here I am!

We're getting company!  I don't know if I've met them before but I think they're bringing beer maybe?  Momma says Astorm's coming.  Sometimes she says Astorm's brewing.  So, I think Astorm is brewing beer to bring when they come to our house!  If you remember corretly, I like beer.  Weird preparations for Astorm's visit though.

All week momma has been moving gravel from the big play pile into a long path so us dogs can run around back without getting our feet wet.  Not really sure why it's leading to the goats.  Why  haven't they left yet?  Maybe I need to leave a gate open.  Anyways.  Momma also spent the evening moving stuff around in the yard and putting dry grass in a garbage bag from the big round marshmallow of dry grass and then wrapping up the marshmallow with a tarp.  Yet again, for the goats.  Maybe it's a good sign she's throwing the grass in a garbage bag.  Maybe the goats will go to the garbage dump too!  Momma said it's cause it's gonna get windy and wet.  Is Astorm bringing bad weather AND beer?  I don't mind bad weather, but oh boy, HeLa is NOT a fan.  You should see when she goes outside.  She wears a sweater, a rainjacket and a hat.  She needs to grow some hair, she's sorta behind in that department, she's putting all her energy into growing ears I guess.

Her sweater, this is just house attire.

 Okay right, Astorm.  So this Astorm person seems to be causing a fuss, apparently EVERYONE is talking about her!  Seems everyone thinks she's coming to their house.  How can she be everywhere at once? 

Momma was busy after work today too.  I think she was trying to trick me and is actually planning on going somewhere cause she put me in the car...though it might have been to protect me, Turner told me later he took the goats out for a few minutes.

I was NOT going to get out of the car.  The more I thought about it, the more I think Astorm is probably not the best guest.  Pounce told me after that she's pretty sure Astorm was outside last night and kept moving stuff around outside and making Pounce bark.  Pounce is sometimes a scaredy cat so I didn't think much about it at the time.  I figured that in a crate in the car was probably pretty safe, I mean if goats can't even get me there, Astorm isn't going to find me either!  (hasn't ANYONE heard those song lyrics "sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell"...they're not good news folks!).  So then momma had to physically haul me out of my crate.  I was still not convinced.

sorry, I dunno how to make it not sideways.

I was going to see if I could figure out how to open the doors and get back in.  But I got "PORTER.  COME. HERE. NOW".  So, I figured I better listen.

Anyhoo, I need to go help momma put HeLa's sweater on, she's all shivery cause she's not wrapped up in a blanket.  Seriously, grow some hair HeLa!!

I'll check in after Astorm has visited and let you know what kinda guest she was.
By Porter.