Me again!
SIGH. SIIIIIIGGGGHHHHH. You know how Pounce gets called No Fun Pounce cause she sometimes doesn't let us have fun (she has a lot of rules). Yah. She's a big meanie. I remember back in the day when she was cute and pouncey. Now she's just teethy.
HeLa just started smelling kinda good and all grown up in the last couple days. Pounce has been playing with her lots so I figured, "Hey! I like to play with HeLa when she smells good too!" NFP (NoFunPounce) said NO WAY PORTER and won't let me play with her! How unfair is that?! She kept pushing me out of the way and standing between me and HeLa. I mean come on, she can't her all the friends all to herself all the time!
Momma didn't even come to my rescue or tell NFP off. She LET her be snotty. SIGH. She said "Porter we have three more weeks of this, you better not be a pain the whole time". Why am *I* getting in trouble, what did *I* do???
OH! AND! Cat gets to be loose in the house now! What, just cause Cat is a couple months older than me she gets to be loose? She doesn't even do patrol, she just curls up on the couch and sleeps. I mean if I was loose I'd make sure there was no food left anywhere, and if so, clean it all up, even if that means climbing over gates and stuff to get it. It's important food doesn't go bad on counters. I'd also make sure strangers know this is OUR HOUSE by putting a weeeeee bit of Porter smell on the odd corner. How is Comatose Cat better than Protective Porter?
My sister is still here. She finally isn't growling at us all all the time. SHE also gets to be loose in the house.
This week just gets worse and worse. i don't even have any pictures to share with you.
By Porter.
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