I kinda have to apologize to my momma. Today she got me my very own special toy. I KNOW she loves me best again cause it's a REALLY COOL TOY! Way better than that stupid snake that Cat got, and she gots to share it with everyone. My toy is my very own special one, no one else gets to play with it.
Heehee...and it's a spotty cat. My momma says that when my big sister is being a pain, I can take out my anger on my spotty cat toy. I'm not sure how I can do that without mom's help, she keeps it waaaay up high on the fridgerator so the big dogs can't rip it apart.
Momma took me out all by my own self and we played with my toy. And guess what! I learnded how to fetch! I've never been much of a fetcher cause the rest of the dogs get to the toys first. But when I got out there on my own, who else was gonna bring it back to momma? she said she wasn't throwing it so she could get it, so I guess that left me (but why did she keep throwing it if she wasn't gonna get it?)
HaHA, Gotcha! (and yes, mom realizes how redneck this picture makes our place look with the unmowed grass and jerry can in the background...directions to our house include "we're the house after the road to the dump", what do you expect.
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I have evil plans for you, I shall...oh dangit, hi mom.
I carry you by the head, how do you like that!
I pounce on you before you can escape!
oh no! it got away!!
Not for long, I'm a good cat catcher.
I show off my catch...while firmly keeping a grip on its tail so it doesn't escape on me.
I hold it up scary high!
I pin it down low in the grass.
I...um...pose for a photo op.
wait, get my good side.
just so handsome she can't stop taking pics.
Try to escape while I'm distracted! Never! haha, you will never escape me and my wiley ways.
Phew, being a big cat hunter is TOUGH WORK. It's nice to know that my momma really does love me lots! I hear that now we're gonna go wrap Christmas presents which seems a bit odd to do in July...but what do I know.
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