A note from the rest of the dogs... - June 19, 2010

I come by my writing naturally, here is a note from my mom when the aussieboard was doing Christmas in July.
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I hope someone picks us for secret santa. Our mom only gives us cardboard bits to play with. They're fun sometimes, but it would be nice to have something better than bits of cardboard to play fetch with. They are in great supply as Porter makes big cardboard bits into smaller cardboard bits. I really like Cuz toys and Wubbas better though. Actually I like anything that squeaks so I can destroy the squeaker or rip out the stuffing.

Please and thanks, Impulse.



Seriously, that little scrap is ALL I get!


But um, mom, if you're just gonna sit there, think you could throw that for me?

Dear Aussieboarders....Impulse lies. She is a spoiled brat who got to go to a dog show today while us boys got stuck in our crates all day. But, our mom loves us and buys us new toys all the time, it's just that Impulse wrecks them. Impulse BRINGS the small bits of cardboard for mom to throw, she likes it.

Just thought I'd let you know, Turner.

Here is the new toy that mom got for me today...I LOVE IT!