My Week. By Porter - April 21, 2010

This week has been F.U.N, FUN! We've done all kindsa neato things, going for runs in the woods by our house, going to the beech with rocks, and today we got to go to the beech with sand again! All of us!

Momma forgot her camera when we went walking in the bush.

But she bemembered it when we went to the beach. Poppa Argus was really really really barky and it made momma really angry with him, so we didn't get to play as long as we hoped.


Uncle Turner LOVEs water, and he tried to show me how to swim, but he doesnt' have a lot of patience for me.


I ate some waters, and it tasted yummy, but momma said it would make me sick and she'd have to call me Porter Poopy Pants, but she never did. I has a tummy of metal.


Here's Poppa Argus barking, I was going over to tell him to be QUIET!


The big dogs are really fast, I stayed outta their way mostly.


Uncle Turner can even walk on water!

I even swimmed when I was there, but momma didn't get a picture cause she was yelling at poppa Argus to shut up. he was a really bad boy there. She tells me allll the time what a good boy I am for not barking.

Last night we had a bonfire and all kindsa company. I was a really good boy and I had fun with momma's friend's son when he kicked our ball in the field. I kept stealing the beer. Momma says I'm too young for beer, but it's yummy. Uncle Turner taught me ALL about beer. What do they expect when I'm named after beer??

Then today....we had to go back on the road that goes left and right and up and down all at once again. I was a brave boy, I got in the van and I didn't URP! Neither did anyone else, but momma bemembered not to give us breakfast.

We had to walk through teh woods to get there, but not far. then we got to a big beech that was all our own!!!

We ranned really really fast. It was windy so that helped us runned faster. There isn't a lot of pictures of me, I requested momma not take many cause I look silly with the duct tape on my ears.



YAY, the BEECH!


Don't worry momma we wont' get too far! We were all good dogs.


Lookit how FAST I was running!


We played in the waves


It was SO fun to go to the beech with all my family. We all adventured together.




Uncle Turner was playing in the waves and momma Impulse made sure she checked up on me.


I was practicing to be just like poppa Argus.


And I practiced being just like momma Impulse


One day I'll run fast like my momma Impulse and poppa Argus.


You know what my momma Impulse did???? She was playing in the waves and all of a sudden she pooped! Right in the water! I think she's watched the lab movie too many times. I at least had the decency to poop on the beach where momma could clean up after me. She said she wasn't wading in after momma Impulse.


Uncle Turner loves the beach so much.


Did I mention it was windy?!




My poppa Argus took good care of me and wouldn't let me falled in the hole that he just falled in in the water (we all laffed).


Did you know that there's grass that grows in the WATER???


Uncle Turner on a down stay while people walked by. I jumped on my poppa the whole time. He was annoyed.


We sawed all kindsa neat stuff. Mom says these are starfish. But they weren't in water so I think they are dead cause my fish at home have to stay in the water momma says. But stars live in the sky and not in the water (unless it's raining) so I'm not sure.




An Ememy. I dunno, I think it looks friendly and not like an emeny to me.

That's it! Poppa Argus hasn't barked since we got home. Momma thinks maybe we broke him, and she's happy. I know he's just tired.
-Porter